Friday, December 04, 2009

Dumbest Motherfuckers On The Planet

...and Sarah Palin is their Queen.

Seriously, the current crop of Teabaggers, Palinites, Dittoheads, Becksters, Freepers and the rest of what constitutes the majority of today's GOP would be laughably comic if they weren't so tragically scary and potentially powerful. They embrace Teh Stoopid with both arms and legs, glorify anti-intellectualism and wallow in ignorance. They don't know nothin' and they're damn proud of it. Being dumb as a fucking box of hammers is seen as a virtue to this crowd, with their Samuel the Joe Not a Plumber Wurzelbachers, their Shrill Michelles Malkin and Bachmann, their Boehners and Cantors and McConnells and Inhofes, their Savages and Coulters and Hannitys and O'Reillys. Every time you think the bar of imbecility cannot possibly be set any lower, along comes something like this video -- which proves, once again, that yes, it sure as hell can. And will.

*sigh*

Dog, if only there were a cure for stupid...

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Doubling Down On American (and Afghan and European and...) Lives

"8:13: 'I see first hand the terrible wages of war.' No, you see the vig on the loan we're making."

Just one little comment from the Rude Pundit while live blogging the PreziHope'n'Changenit's speech tonight. Read the whole transcript... if you dare! (And if you have enough rye whiskey at hand. I know I do.)

G'wan. You know you want to.

Cheers! *gulp*

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Quote Of The Day 2

Mrs. Generik on Sarah Palin: "She should have gotten more brains and less body."

Just another reason why I still love her after all these years.

Mrs. Generik, I mean, not Sarah Palin. Just in case anyone was confused.

Quote Of The Day

From RetroPolitics:

“The VA rep, obviously a talented and seasoned government professional, spent the next 20 minutes explaining the regulations and bureaucratic system for homeless veterans who dared to venture in the fox holes of VA services and housing. I think I’m getting old. Or at least after 13 years of fighting government bureaucracy for the sake of hurting people in our society, I’m losing patience. Years ago, I would have been diplomatic. Or even kept my mouth shut. For the sake of people I’m committed to helping. But on this day, I just couldn’t. My blood was boiling, my heart pounding. I kept looking down at my shoes, like I was in trouble with the principal. I just couldn’t look in the eyes of the rep. My heart and my head were heavy, hearing this gobbledygook. I felt sad. Not angry. Sad. So I bluntly interrupted her. I couldn’t control myself. “I’m sorry… I’ve been an executive of a homeless agency for over 13 years. I have a Master’s Degree, for God’s sakes,” I blurted out. Surprising her, and the rest of those around the table who know me as someone who is respectful. “What you are describing is completely confusing. Bewildering. If I—a homeless agency executive—have no idea how to navigate your system to get help, how in God’s sake will people who have been struggling on our streets for years figure out how to get your help?”

Friday, October 30, 2009

Krugman On Health Care

October 30, 2009

The Defining Moment
By PAUL KRUGMAN

O.K., folks, this is it. It’s the defining moment for health care reform.

Past efforts to give Americans what citizens of every other advanced nation already have — guaranteed access to essential care — have ended not with a bang, but with a whimper, usually dying in committee without ever making it to a vote.

But this time, broadly similar health-care bills have made it through multiple committees in both houses of Congress. And on Thursday, Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House, unveiled the legislation that she will send to the House floor, where it will almost surely pass. It’s not a perfect bill, by a long shot, but it’s a much stronger bill than almost anyone expected to emerge even a few weeks ago. And it would lead to near-universal coverage.

As a result, everyone in the political class — by which I mean politicians, people in the news media, and so on, basically whoever is in a position to influence the final stage of this legislative marathon — now has to make a choice.

The seemingly impossible dream of fundamental health reform is just a few steps away from becoming reality, and each player has to decide whether he or she is going to help it across the finish line or stand in its way.

For conservatives, of course, it’s an easy decision: They don’t want Americans to have universal coverage, and they don’t want President Obama to succeed.

For progressives, it’s a slightly more difficult decision: They want universal care, and they want the president to succeed — but the proposed legislation falls far short of their ideal. There are still some reform advocates who won’t accept anything short of a full transition to Medicare for all as opposed to a hybrid, compromise system that relies heavily on private insurers. And even those who have reconciled themselves to the political realities are disappointed that the bill doesn’t include a “strong” public option, with payment rates linked to those set by Medicare.

But the bill does include a “medium-strength” public option, in which the public plan would negotiate payment rates — defying the predictions of pundits who have repeatedly declared any kind of public-option plan dead. It also includes more generous subsidies than expected, making it easier for lower-income families to afford coverage. And according to Congressional Budget Office estimates, almost everyone — 96 percent of legal residents too young to receive Medicare — would get health insurance.

So should progressives get behind this plan? Yes. And they probably will.

The people who really have to make up their minds, then, are those in between, the self-proclaimed centrists.

The odd thing about this group is that while its members are clearly uncomfortable with the idea of passing health care reform, they’re having a hard time explaining exactly what their problem is. Or to be more precise and less polite, they have been attacking proposed legislation for doing things it doesn’t and for not doing things it does.

Thus, Senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut says, “I want to be able to vote for a health bill, but my top concern is the deficit.” That would be a serious objection to the proposals currently on the table if they would, in fact, increase the deficit. But they wouldn’t, at least according to the Congressional Budget Office, which estimates that the House bill, in particular, would actually reduce the deficit by $100 billion over the next decade.

Or consider the remarkable exchange that took place this week between Peter Orszag, the White House budget director, and Fred Hiatt, The Washington Post’s opinion editor. Mr. Hiatt had criticized Congress for not taking what he considers the necessary steps to control health-care costs — namely, taxing high-cost insurance plans and establishing an independent Medicare commission.

Writing on the budget office blog — yes, there is one, and it’s essential reading — Mr. Orszag pointed out, not too gently, that the Senate Finance Committee’s bill actually includes both of the allegedly missing measures.

I won’t try to psychoanalyze the “naysayers,” as Mr. Orszag describes them. I’d just urge them to take a good hard look in the mirror. If they really want to align themselves with the hard-line conservatives, if they just want to kill health reform, so be it. But they shouldn’t hide behind claims that they really, truly would support health care reform if only it were better designed.

For this is the moment of truth. The political environment is as favorable for reform as it’s likely to get. The legislation on the table isn’t perfect, but it’s as good as anyone could reasonably have expected. History is about to be made — and everyone has to decide which side they’re on.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Quote Of The Year

From the Rude Pundit, appearing (as he does regularly) on the Stephanie Miller Show this morning: "Olympia Snowe must have some mad fellatio skills."

*swoon*

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Just Desserts

Batshit-crazy birther Orly Taitz gets a big legal smackdown -- to the tune of $20,000 -- in her efforts to use the judicial system to "force the president to produce his birth certificate."

It's a long document, but man, it just gets better and better as you read it. Highly recommended.

Thanks to my good friend Buffoon for the link.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Republican Health Care Plan

This is Teh Awesome:



Oh, and to Max Baucus, Kent Conrad, Ben Nelson and the rest of the insurance lobbyist-worshiping Blue Dog whores in Congress: You can all seriously go eat a bowl of dicks. Because you might as well be siding with the Republicans on this debate right now. In fact, you pretty much are. Bastards. Fucking assholes.

Irony?


The Angels clinched the American League West last night by beating the Rangers. A photo from the news wires shows them celebrating by soaking their late teammate Nick Adenhart's jersey with beer and champagne. Adenhart was killed early in the season when his car was hit by a drunk driver.

Am I the only one who sees the irony here, or am I making more of this than I should?
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