Wednesday Joementum Blogging

Joe still hasn't decided whether Presidential protocol calls for him to insert just his nose and lips into the Presidential anus, or his whole head. "Better safe than sorry!" he says. "Cover me, I'm going in!"

Traitor Joe's most recent demonstration of his commitment to remaining a member of the Unreality-Based Community came last week when he heartily endorsed the nomination of torture-abetter John Negroponte as National Intelligence Director. In Joe's own words:

"John Negroponte is greatly respected thoughout the world and I think he now gives us an opportunity to regain our trust in American Intelligence, not only here at home but around the world."

Not likely, Joe, but you keep saying it if it sounds good to you. Maybe you'll be rewarded with another chance to explore the Presidential upper GI tract.