What Up, Dawg?

So the Iraq Study Group report is out, calling the situation in that god-forsaken country "grave and deteriorating," saying that the present course of action is "not working" (whoa, there's some insight), and what does our petulant, pants-wetting Preznit Mission Accomplished hear?

"Blah blah blah, Ginger, blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah, Ginger. Blah blah blah blah blah."

He announces that the goal is still "victory" in Iraq. Hey, George, you fucking rube, here's a clue: We're not in a war any more, we're in an occupation. You can't "win" an occupation. You can prolong it, and make things increasingly worse, or you can cut your losses and get the hell out. Those are pretty much the only two choices you have.

Guess which one he'll pick.