That Wicked Witchcraft

This is almost too easy (see fish, barrel, shooting). My good friend Marty sent me a link to this site, called inJesus, that is asking people to "Block African witchcraft curses against McCain and Palin NOW!" Lions and tigers and witches, oh my! A lot of the text is in ALL CAPS and BOLD, so you know they're SERIOUS:

THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS.

Minutes ago I spoke with friend Dr. Norman G. Marvin, M.D. and he is so concerned at what he has learned about Barack Obama's family in Kenya that he is calling a special prayer meeting in his home to pray against the witchcraft curses attempted by them against John McCain and Sarah Palin.

Dr. Marvin sent me the below e-mail from Flo Ellers. Flo is credentialed with the International Fellowship of Ministries which is based in Washington State. She is also a member of EndTime Handmaidens and Servants of Jasper, Arkansas.

IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, PLEASE PRAY TODAY AND CONTINUALLY THAT ALL SUCH CURSES BE BROKEN AND SATAN'S PLAN FOR AMERICA BE DEFEATED, IN JESUS' NAME. PRAY AND COVER MCCAIN AND PALIN WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, IT IS TIME YOU LEARN!!!

(You'll have to follow the link to read the email from Flo Ellers, as I can only take so much of this sort of bullshit in small doses.)

Man! Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster some people are looking out for that dangerous witchcraft and doing their best to thwart Satan's plan for America! Because, you know, I'd hate to think that some crazy politicians could get in office and destroy the country...