Terrible wi-fi in the main library. A scandal, a travesty. Come to the library and let’s hit birds with bricks. There are so many birds outside and it’s awful, awful. They are ruining our wi-fi with their complicated bones, with their too-fast hearts.
I can't explain it, I just love the blog called Sexpigeon. You should, too. If you don't, I don't think I love you.