Heil, Heil, the Gang's All Here

"Good evening, maggots, I'm Mistress Condi, and I'll be your Dominatrix for the next four years. Our Chef Alberto and his staff have some mouth-watering specials this decade, and they include waterboarding, cigarettes in the ears, naked pyramid stacking, electro-genital torture and broomstick sodomizing. You have your choice of blindly supporting our Glorious Leader in whatever international criminal activity he chooses or being subject to loss of pay, loss of benefits, loss of life or extraordinary rendition. All right, you insignficant bunch of boot-lickers, let's hear it: One Nation Under God! Say you love Jesus! SAY IT!!"