Ars Gratia Artis

Here's an item that I'd guess no respectable Neocon Torture Party and Death Cult Republican household should be without -- a portrait of Vice Preznit Crashcart on black velvet.

"Look, kids! It's Dick Cheney!" "WAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

Dick's toothsome visage is probably enough to scare all the dogs playing poker and any random Jesii or Elvii who might happen to share wall space with him, but that shouldn't stop you from purchasing and hanging this worthy piece of shit art in a properly respectful and prominent place in your home! Perhaps you've got some space next to that autographed Marilyn Quayle pinup in the foyer, or a bare spot in the den between the deer head and the owl made from pine cones. Whatever. Just buy the damn thing, now, or else the terrorists will have already won!