Please Mr. Postman

It would appear that someone has put me on a list of people that Republicans believe support their causes and vote their way. First I get the survey and plea for monetary contributions from that evil cat-killin' Senator, Dr. Bill Frist, and now I've received an invitation to contribute funds to the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation. This latest request for money comes complete with a full color 8.5 x 11" photo of the USS Ronald Reagan and a "personal" letter from Nancy "Who's Your Astrologer, Bitch?" Reagan.



In a way, that's kind of a funny thing to have happen. I even suspect a coworker of having done it deliberately, just for the comic potential inherent in me receiving requests for money from the very theocratic fascists I have lately sworn to defeat. But I'll tell you, my printer is in danger of burning up these days, cranking out all those pages from Get Your War On with which to stuff their reply envelopes.

On the other hand... bring it on, Republicans, bring it on. Especially when you pay for the postage.