An American Hero

Who provided this guy with his protection from Bush's aural assault? Can we get these things produced in mass quantities and distributed to red state residents ASAP?

No surprise here that the story published in the Canada National Post yesterday told once again of Dear Leader repeating his lies and distortions to mostly-adoring crowds in the few strongholds of popularity that he has left. Preznit Dumbfuckya has been demonstrating again and again lately that his divorce with reality is all but final -- it appears that it's all over but the paper-signing. If I may quote from any one of his many recent speeches: "9/11, 9/11, stayin' the course, 9/11, as long as I'm preznit, 9/11, fightin' 'em over there so we don't have to fight 'em over here, 9/11, 9/11, bring 'em on, 9/11, full of resolve, not gonna leave until we win the war on terra, 9/11," etc. etc. etc., what a maroon ad infinitum.

No, what's surprising is the accompanying picture of the guy wearing a Bullshit Protector over his ears. How did he get past the Gestapo Secret Service and other various handlers and watchdogs who keep the Preznit from ever coming too close to reality? I wonder if he got kicked out before the rally was over. Whoever he is, that guy is my new hero.

(Thanks to my friend Scott for sending me the link to this.)