Random-Schmandom Flickr Blogging Monday-Schmonday

Get a couple drinks in him, and Clark Kent starts thinking he's Superman. I swear, this happens every single time. *sigh*

Sometimes a cigar-eating contest is just a cigar-eating contest. Other times, of course, it's a bizarre public display of oral-phallic proclivity.

"Hey! I ordered melted cheese on my open-face head sandwich! Where's the melted cheese?"

"Shhh... be very, very silent. Clarice is hunting Hannibal. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!"

(Original images, #2991, posted here, here, here and here. Random Flickr Blogging explained by the Super Tom Hilton here.)