Could Go Either Way

I just saw a piece on the local news (KTVU, channel 2 out of Oakland) that featured Dick Cheney and the Pope, both in the same story about the Pope's current visit to the US, with back-to-back video soundbites of the two of them blathering on about some-damn-thing-or-other, and all I could think was, really, which one is the bigger Nazi?

No, seriously, I wondered that.

Does that make me a bad person? I mean, I'm sure their comments were very inspiring and insightful and inspirational and everything, but I just couldn't get past the bad Werner Klemperer imitation.

...And then there was the Pope's fucking phony-ass German accent! I mean, come on!