Movin' Kinda Slow at the Junction

After gathering steam back East all last summer, it appears that the elusive Joementum has finally made its way West, and is now on creaky display here at The Generik Brand.



We can't, for the life of us, figure out why the American people wouldn't want to elect lovable old Uncle Joe from Petticoat Junction to the highest office in the land, but the results are in, and Joe's out. If only Arnold the pig had run instead...