Wednesday Joementum Blogging

When the fatheaded Honorable Senator Joementum isn't busy condoning torture or kissing the Biggest Ass in the Known Universe,


"Gee, your ideology smells terrific, Mr. Preznit!"

he's off demonstrating just what a real friend he is to Torture Party Republican politicians and corporate contributors everywhere.


"Mmmph glmph ummma hmph hmm!"*

Joementum. He's everywhere Zell used to be, but with twice the amount of conservative fecal matter on his nose.

*"I can spit or I can swallow, but either way, I keep a firm grip on what's important!"