God, Speak to George and Tell Him to Take a Damn Hike

I totally believe George Bush when he says that God talks to him, and that God told him to invade Iraq (among other things). No question about it. He literally heard the voice of God tell him to start a war against a sovereign nation that posed no threat to America. God talks to him all the time, I'm sure. Because what the news is failing to mention in this story is that, in George Bush's world, Dick Cheney is God.

Unless, of course, it's Rummy.