Dead Letter Office

Speaking of mail... a friend forwards this example of what she says is a communication sent to Preznit Dimwit from the late LBJ. I have no way of vouching for the authenticity of this; but then, I have no way of disproving it either. Here it is:


It is rumored that President George W. Bush has received an extraordinary communication from the late President Lyndon B. Johnson; to wit:

Dear George,

Some info I perceive you need:

There is no light at the end of the tunnel.

There is no end of the tunnel.

There is no tunnel.

The tunnel is not horizontal.

The tunnel is vertical.

You are in a hole, George.

Stop digging !!!!!!!

Been there

Done that

Lyndon B.