Some Holidays Are More Equal Than Others

Here's a little something I found rather amusing: While that pig-ignorant bullying blowhard Bill O'Reilly and others piss and moan about a so-called "war on Christmas" (as if -- people like me have got a lot more important things to be railing against than whether or not you say "Merry fucking Christmas"), the Washington Post reports today that the official White House Christmas card wishes its recipients a... wait for it... "happy holiday season." Oh doctor! Somebody get O'Reilly his smelling salts, he's about to have a case of the vapors.

"This clearly demonstrates that the Bush administration has suffered a loss of will and that they have capitulated to the worst elements in our culture," said William A. Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights.

Bush "claims to be a born-again, evangelical Christian. But he sure doesn't act like one," said Joseph Farah, editor of the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com. "I threw out my White House card as soon as I got it."

Is there a disconnect between Preznit Armageddon Now and one of his biggest cheerleaders? Did he not get the memo, printed up on official Fox News stationery? How could he and Pickles diss Blusterin' Bill and all their evangelical friends like that? Why, it fair to boggles the mind.

I can't wait for O'Reilly and his idiot Christmas-defending pals to call for a boycott of all things presidential, and to publicly accuse Dumbya of being a low-down Christ-hating human secularist. Maybe O'Reilly will offer up the Crawford ranch as a place that al Qaeda should bomb, a la "the Coit Tower." That ought to happen any day now...