Will Cause Rolling Blackouts for a Pack of Marlboros

Sometimes -- rarely, it seems, in America these days, but sometimes -- justice is served. Kenny Boy Lay and his partner in crime Jeffrey Skilling were convicted on 26 counts of fraud and conspiracy today, and you know what? That's just goddamn sweet, no matter how you slice it.

"I think absent a successful appeal, they will both die in prison," said Jamie Wareham, global chairman of litigation at the international law firm Paul Hastings. "When you're a judge that's concluded that two men have lied to you for hours and hours and hours, light sentences aren't going to flow."

Doing the Happy Dance here at the Generik Brand today! Hee hee, ha ha, hoo hoo!! Buh-bye, Kenny and Jeff! Hope you have Karl and Scooter and Big Time Dick in there to join you soon!

Ah, schadenfreude. It's what's for lunch, dinner and a midnight snack today.