LIVE NUDE Darwin Award

We saw this over at suckful.net, and despite the fact that it deals with the death of an alleged human being, we laughed our editorial ass off reading it.

First is an essay written by one Derek Kieper, asserting his god-given right to live dangerously and be as cool and stupid as he chooses.

Second is the obituary of one Derek Kieper.

Now, we here at TGB realize that laughing at someone else's death may cause some of you to shudder with revulsion, but we maintain that if you can't laugh at death, what the heck can you laugh at? Comedy? Satire? The Bush maladministration? Good choices, all, but none so deserving of our scorn as the ultimate farm-buying act. Especially when that act is so fraught with irony, and at the same time thins the herd and eliminates Bozos like Mr. Kieper from the collective gene pool.

(And we apologize in advance to any Bozos out there who might take offense at being compared to the late Derek Kieper.)