Scenes from an Inauguration

"Thank you for your continued and enthusiastic support, Hedgehog! I mean, uh, Mr. Jeremy."


"Now if this don't work out, I can skip the last couple years, like that Nationalist Guardian thing down in Houston a while back, right, Pop?"


"Whoa! No one told me they were going to allow Negroes at this party!"


Every time he tells that story, his dick the fish gets bigger.


"Dick! I don't think you're supposed to take money from the collection plate!"

"It's okay, it's going straight to the Halliburton widows and orphans fund. *Snarf!*"


"Thank you for another four years, O Dark Lord and Master!"

Little does Satan realize that Preznit George will never live up to his end of the bargain they made, seeing as how he has no soul to sell.