If It's Monday, This Must Be Random Flickr Blogging

They asked me if I would let Jesus come and live in my heart forever, and I told them no, but that he was welcome to hang out in the garden for the rest of the afternoon, provided he didn't make too much noise or scare the cat.

"Come on, Sven and Oly! Come on Jorgi! Let's go, Bjorn! We'll be greeted as liberators, I'm sure of it! Trust me, this will be a cakewalk!"

Doctors successfully separated the strangest case of conjoined twins ever seen in the Northern Hemisphere this afternoon...

Flashing a well-known gang sign, little Timmy indicates to those in the know that he is down with the Baby Bloods, yo.

Spell-casting duels were all the rage at the second annual E-Z-Bake Coven gathering in Wickham, Massachusetts.

"You're a scheming, money-hungry, castrating shrew!" *poof!*

"You're a self-centered, unfaithful, abusive drunk!" *poof!*

Unable to fill his father's big shoes, Bozo Jr. makes a sketchy living these days by selling memorabilia on eBay and collecting spare change at random frat parties.

(Original images, #2193, posted here, here, here, here, here and here. Random Flickr Blogging, for those of you who are unclear on the concept, explained in full by Tom Hilton here.)