Monday, August 20, 2007
Follow us up the steps to Dick Cheney's fabled "undisclosed location," and a vision of hell on earth like you've never seen before...
After the success of the movies Village of... and Children of..., the production team was surprised at the lukewarm reception audiences gave to Kitties of the Damned.
Here's a tip, kids: Never mix Rogaine with steroids, LSD or methamphetamine. Or especially all three at once.
Participants in the latest Zogby poll who still believe that the US did the right thing by invading Iraq; that WMD have been found there; and that Saddam Hussein masterminded the 9/11 attacks.
Number 342 in a long line of Failed Superheroes: Migraine Vision Man. Has the power to cloud men's minds, blur their vision and make them nauseous and sensitive to light and sound. Weakness: Excedrin-Plus.