Comedy Gold, Baby

Apparently in response to this story (linked earlier in the Olbermann/Dean-clip post, below), Preznit Can't Find The Truth With Both Hands And A Flashlight claimed today that "This government does not torture people."

He went on to lie say that his administration sticks to "U.S. law and our international obligations;" and that "(t)he techniques that we use have been fully disclosed to appropriate members of the United States Congress."

Okay, quick show of hands; how many folks out there actually believe Mr. 32%, the man with the worst credibility record in the world? Anyone? Hands...?

So does he have a career as a comedian just waiting for him once he leaves the White House, or what? Because I'd be laughing my ass off at this right now, if it weren't for the fact that there are so many people who have been put through intense physical pain and suffering (and even death) thanks to his policies -- you know, the ones that he's now lying through his teeth about. "This government does not torture people." That's fucking hilarious. Tell us another one, asswipe.