I Can Believe It

Americans have been buying this spread for nearly seven years now. Isn't it time to switch to something a little healthier?

Of course, depending on who wins in '08, we may be stuck with this product even longer. I can just see the "new and improved!" label if Giuliani gets in: "Now with 50% more H2O!"

(Image created by Mark Malamud, via Boing Boing.)