"Gimme an L!" "L!" "Gimme a Ron!" "Ron!" "Gimme a Hubbard!" "Hubbard!" "What's that spell?" "BULLSHIT!!"

This sign, carried in last year's St. Stupid's Day parade, reads: "If a man really wants to make a million $$, the best way would be to start his own religion." -- L. Ron Hubbard

Proving that fundies don't have the market on crazy cornered by any stretch of the imagination, and that we're equal opportunity religion critics here at The Generik Brand, we're providing you this link to a rather long (~10 minutes) video clip of Tom Cruise psycho-babbling away in an attempt to recruit others into his bizarre cult. Apparently it's been posted and taken down at a number of sites already, but Gawker.com promises to keep it up no matter what. Check it out, yo, and don't be a Suppressive Person™.

Hoo-wee... I mean, hooey!