Thursday, January 24, 2008

What A Threat Alert We Have In Jesus

Thanks to our good friend nashtbrutusandshort for the tip, I'd like to alert my readers to the new "Threat Alert" Jesus, available now for only $19.95 complete with a direct connection to Homeland Security. When the terror alert level changes from yellow to orange, Jesus' halo changes color correspondingly! I've accepted Jesus into my heart as my personal Lord and Savior and National Threat Level Indicator; now YOU can too! Order yours today!

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