I'm Voting Republican

I'm voting Republican because I think people in this country have too gosh-darn many civil liberties as it is. I'm voting Republican because I believe the rich guys on Wall Street need more taxpayer money and less oversight. I'm voting Republican because I'm a true-blue American, and as such, I'm not particularly bright, I'm suspicious of people who are, and I'm easily manipulated.

Why are you voting Republican?