Impeach Them All, Let God Sort Them Out

Speaking of lying liars, ladies and gentlemen, the littlest, least competent and least qualified Attorney General ever, Alberto Gonzales!

Senator Charles Schumer: "The latest revelations proved beyond any reasonable doubt that there has been an unprecedented breach of trust, abuse of power and misuse of the Justice Department. And that is very serious and very important."

Senator Ted Kennedy: Gonzales "has exhibited a lack of candor with Congress and disdain for the rule of law and our constitutional system"; his resignation is "long overdue."

Oh, snap!