Lookin' Good, Jesus!
So, speaking of Jesus Christ, my pal Marty pointed me to a site called Lookin' Good for Jesus that is definitely worth a look if you're looking for a laugh. Here's a picture of the back side of what they call their "Mini Kit" (Item Qy590, only $19.99, if you're ordering).
The description of this item reads as follows:
Redeems you in his eyes and takes the edge off sinning. Contains mirrored Jesus statuette, vanilla nectar lip balm, Easter-Lily hand & body cream (with sparkle!) and a folding mirror compact.
There are plenty more products there to help you look good for Jesus -- like coin purses, air fresheners, breath sprays, etc. -- check 'em out!