Sunday, June 22, 2008
The Generik Brand would like to apologize for this graphic depiction of exposed Republican genitalia.
Due to severe budgets cuts in the physical education department of the local high school, the Girls' Basketball program has been replaced by the weekly Girls' Run Around the Gym Holding Hands with an Opponent competition.
Have you seen my lost piñata? Seven months old, answers to the name of Smacky. Last seen wandering alone in the vicinity of Yolanda's birthday party.