Send John McCain Home... Wherever That May Be

Senator McSame (R-Too Old, Too Angry, Too Flippy-Floppy) apparently doesn't even know how many houses he and the beer heiress own together. But like the preznit he wants to replace -- and whose policies he wants to continue -- he's really just a regular guy, and one that all real Americans would want to hang out and have a beer with. Right?